"IF I DID IT": O.J. Simpson is not a fan of vague book titles

Hey, wanna hear something absolutely repulsive?

Via The Book Standard: 

"Simpson is indeed publishing a book, O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened, which will be released on Nov. 30, the New York Times reported yesterday. Fox will also take advantage of the scandal by broadcasting two one-hour interviews with Simpson during the last week of sweeps, on Nov. 27 and 29. The television special is being produced by Regan publisher Judith Regan, who is also conducting the interview.

'This is an interview that no one thought would ever happen,' said Mike Darnell, executive vice president for alternative programming for Fox, as quoted in the Times. 'It’s the definitive last chapter in the trial of the century.'"

Gawker notes that the "working title" isn't "working so well."

Is this guy actually getting $3.5 million for this trash, as The National Equirer scooped? Judith Regan, wtf do you think you're doing? Have fun trying to live your life after this.

We don't want to post a pic of O.J., so here's one of Arrested Development's Gob Bluth doing a magic trick instead. We heart him. Enjoy.